1. cumbermoonfall:

    anusing:

    do you ever just know you typed your pasword wrong but you still press the login button

    its called faith

    (via whatslifewithoutfandoms)

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  3. lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

    lovesexdevotion:

    That was so beautiful

    (via stumbling-ghost)

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  4. 123jaclyn321:

    zurashisu:

    madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

    thediamondthatlived:

    madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

    what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

    I don’t know. What?

    a condescending con descending.

    get out

    That was beautiful

    (via prncsssarahj)

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  6. thelordberic:

You’ve done pretty dick moves in your time, but destroying a valuable book was definitely over the line you little shit!

    thelordberic:

    You’ve done pretty dick moves in your time, but destroying a valuable book was definitely over the line you little shit!

    2 days ago  /  45 notes  /  Source: thelordberic

  7. 'Trouble with a long journey like this,' continued the Captain, 'is that you end up just talking to yourself a lot, which gets terribly boring because half the time you know what you're going to say next.'

    'Only half the time?' asked Arthur in surprise.

    The Captain thought for a moment.

    'Yes, about half I'd say.'

    Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (via hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy)

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  8. ibeggedformercytwice:

    ibeggedformercytwice:

    ibeggedformercytwice:

    My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

    image

    Oh bother.

    I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys

    (via prospitsprofitableprophet)

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  10. couple-of-dumbasses:

    leviisacutelittleshit:

    colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    beggars-opera:

    colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

    easy there henry

    whos henry what thef uck?

    *faint laughter from Britian*

    *history teachers crying*

    (via benedictcumberb00ty)

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