do you ever just know you typed your pasword wrong but you still press the login button
its called faith
That was so beautiful
what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
I don’t know. What?
a condescending con descending.
That was beautiful
You’ve done pretty dick moves in your time, but destroying a valuable book was definitely over the line you little shit!
– Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (via hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy)
'Trouble with a long journey like this,' continued the Captain, 'is that you end up just talking to yourself a lot, which gets terribly boring because half the time you know what you're going to say next.'
'Only half the time?' asked Arthur in surprise.
The Captain thought for a moment.
'Yes, about half I'd say.'
My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.
I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
*history teachers crying*